@PharmakeusEsq: Don't sweat the small stuff – we've got some out of date Anhydrol Forte you can have? ‏

@MrDispenser: When you say it's hard, you actually mean you can't find the calculator and work out 112-56 in your head ‏

@pillmanuk: The will to win, desire to succeed, urge to reach your full potential. These are the keys that will get you 400 MURs.

@MrDispenser: Life is like a CD running balance. You need some negatives in order to appreciate the positives

@pgimmo: The only limit is your own imagination. That and the MUR cap

@MrDispenser: Rule #1 of life. Do what makes YOUR area manager happy

@MrDispenser: Just remember there is someone out there that is more than happy with doing less MURs than you

@pillmanuk: If you're going through hell, you're in pharmacy

@PharmakeusEsq: Success is the ability to go from one deprived run-down pharmacy to another with no loss of enthusiasm

@MrDispenser: I am thankful for all of those who said NO to me. It's because of them I'm locuming 70 miles from where I live

@jasonpeett: When they say 100 hours they actually don't mean Earth Hours. That would be silly……….. ‏

@MrDispenser: I don't regret the things I've done, I regret the things I didn't do when I was still signed in as the RP

@pillmanuk: If at first you don't succeed bang in a 100 hour contract

@pillmanuk: Multuples rush in where independents fear to tread ‏

@Cleverestcookie: If you're not that good, don't worry; you're bound to be promoted up the company structure

@MrDispenser: Without hard work, nothing grows but shrinkage

@pillmanuk: A healthy patient is just a prescription opportunity seen through the wrong end of a telescope ‏

@MrDispenser: Opportunity does not knock, it walks straight in with a 20 item script at 5.55pm

@MrDispenser: Expect problems and eat them for lunch during your 20 minute safety break

@MrDispenser: Even if you fall on your face, be sure to miss that lactulose that I just spilled

@PharmakeusEsq: Mistakes are stepping stones to learning and a criminal conviction

@MrDispenser: A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to amend the CD register ‏

@pillmanuk: Stealing someone else's staff frequently spares the embarrassment of training your own.

@PharmakeusEsq: Failure is the opportunity to begin again, as an area manager for a different multiple

@pillmanuk: An EPS nomination a day keeps the Doctor's pharmacy at bay

@pillmanuk: The road to hell is paved with bad endorsements ‏

@pillmanuk: An ACT a day will keep the MURs rolling ‏

@PharmakeusEsq: Quitters never win and winners never quit, no matter how good your prize for best Smoking Cessation Service

@pillmanuk: You can't measure methadone when you're shaking with fear

Mr Dispenser is a community pharmacist and a blogger for C+D. He has been a relief pharmacist, second pharmacist, manager and locum. He says he loves pharmacy and is not ashamed to admit it. He also blogs at http://mrdispenser.wordpress.com and is on Twitter @mrdispenser. His book Pills, Thrills and Methadone Spills is available for Kindle and in print (5 per cent of sales are going to Pharmacist Support)

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@PharmakeusEsq: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer – by opening up a 100 hour pharmacy next door to them.

@GrahamJudas: The only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven't found it yet, locum for a bit.

@GrahamJudas: Don't be afraid to stand for what you believe in. Even if it means asking for something to be relabelled 3 times

@MrDispenser: When working in Bradford, do as the Bradfordians do and nip out for a curry on your lunch ‏

@MrDispenser: Forget all the reasons it won't work & believe the one reason that it will because the doctor has signed it so must be right ‏

An EPS nomination a day keeps the Doctor's pharmacy at Bay

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